The other day i was flipping through the radio while making pancakes...and i tuned in to some random station and heard this:

"MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEADDDDD. HE WILL ALWAYS BE LOVED AND HIS MUSIC WILL GO ON.
Oh and apparently Farrah Fawcett's dead too....
now lets listen to some stone temple pilots'

i nearly died lol


loved michael jackson.
he was kind of an odd one, but there was a reason why he was the king of pop. His music was flippin amazing.

i dont care if he did suck some kids dicks or w.e
He let the kids go on his ferris wheel, eat cake, and pet monkeys at his neverland ranch.
sucking his dick at the end...now thats just being a good host.

nothing i wouldnt do



Now what confuses me is how the hell patrick swayze has lasted this long...

***EDIT

HOLYSHIT BILLY MAYS TOO?
god. is. pissed

i want the shamwow guy to get struck by lightning or something so him and billy mays can have like an epic battle of heaven and hell.
So it can be like lord of the rings
but with towels

HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG


just as planned. 5$ light yagami is behind this